HOUSING FOR THE CRAZY

HONEY....I'M HOME..

YEP.

All I have to do to get housing is to sign a paper stating that I am CRAZY!!!

WRONG!!!
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That way the nice little people that would like to "help me" can get paid.

Wow.

Wouldn't it be nice if I where allowed to work a job, get paid and just pay my own rent?
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Make no mistake.

There really is no free lunch.

Around here it helps if you are:

1. CRAZY
2. ALCOHOLIC
3. DRUG ADDICT

Then you can get "the free stuff."
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That is why so many "real homeless" avoid this stuff.
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They will insist that homelessness is the fault or condition of the homeless person.
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If you say that you are being persecuted ( or blacklisted),  they will not just call you crazy, they will put it down on paper.
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And if I recall properly, Jack axes through TWO doors to get to Shelley.

Door 1: "Honey, I'm home"
Door 2: "Here's Johnny!"