Monday, June 30, 2014
I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING
One might say that I am paranoid, but if it is REALLY happening, it is NOT paranoia.
I first noticed this stuff in about 1996.
Working in a small factory, the supervisors bought us pizza one night.
There were a variety of types with different toppings, and the reason I paid particular attention to it was that ONE of the pizzas was a pepperoni and mushroom pizza, one of my favorites.
While standing in line with ONE person in front of me, I noticed that there was ONLY ONE PIECE LEFT of the pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
I also noticed the person in front of me kept looking back at me and then toward the pizzas.
Now, I used to make pizzas for a living at a few different places, and pepperoni and mushroom was NOT POPULAR AT ALL. Very rarely ordered, if at all.
Well you guessed it, the ONE PERSON in front of me took THE LAST PIECE of the pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
After some HARD THINKING, it occured to me that the person took that particular pizza becuase:
THEY SAW ME LOOKING AT IT
TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING THE LAST PIECE OF IT
This has happened many times since then.
Now I take notice of this behavior.