ONE WAY CONVERSATION

We were on our way back from the beach that her parents used to take her to.

It seemed to me strange that we were NOT talking with each other like we usually do.
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I remember, that every time I would look over at her, she would be looking MADDER and MADDER?!
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After a while she hauled off and backfisted me in the mouth.
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This is another one that I could NOT explain at the time, but would ALWAYS REMEMBER.
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What really happened.

#1
She was putting me under, having a conversion with anyone/everyone EXCEPT ME.

#2
Responses could have ranged from pre-programmed stuff that was put there by someone else
OR
#3
She could have had me respond exactly how SHE WOULD HAVE LIKE ME TO RESPOND!!!!
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People wouldn't do that.

Oh yes they would....
...AND DO.....

I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING

You know something.

One might say that I am paranoid, but if it is REALLY happening, it is NOT paranoia.

I first noticed this stuff in about 1996.

Working in a small factory, the supervisors bought us pizza one night.

There were a variety of types with different toppings, and the reason I paid particular attention to it was that ONE of the pizzas was a pepperoni and mushroom pizza, one of my favorites.

While standing in line with ONE person in front of me, I noticed that there was ONLY ONE PIECE LEFT of the pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

I also noticed the person in front of me kept looking back at me and then toward the pizzas.

Now, I used to make pizzas for a living at a few different places, and pepperoni and mushroom was NOT POPULAR AT ALL. Very rarely ordered, if at all.

Well you guessed it, the ONE PERSON in front of me took THE LAST PIECE of the pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

After some HARD THINKING, it occured to me that the person took that particular pizza becuase:

#1
THEY SAW ME LOOKING AT IT

#2
TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING THE LAST PIECE OF IT
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This has happened many times since then.

Now I take notice of this behavior.